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tungkoy

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Funny stories about dogs
« on: October 13, 2011, 08:37:41 AM »


Funny stories about dogs



Healthy?

- Only one in our family eats the right food, exercises, doesn´t smoke, doesn´t drink and doesn´t worry about money.
- A health expert?
- No, it´s the dog.


Test your dog...

When I was taking a course in dog psykology the instructor told me that a good way to test your dog was to pretend to fall and play wounded. A dog with a bad temper should try to bite his owner, while a good dog should lick him in the face and show concern.

One night when I was sitting in my livingroom eating pizza I decided to test his theory on my two dogs. I stood up and put my hand to my chest, made a scream and fell down on the floor.
The dogs gave me a quick glance at each other - rushed to the table and ate my pizza.


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tungkoy

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Re: Funny stories about dogs
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2011, 08:49:09 AM »

Dog Gone Poker


A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance.
"This is a very smart dog.", the man commented.
"Not so smart," said one of the players. "every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
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goldenax

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Re: Funny stories about dogs
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2012, 02:18:50 PM »

Nice.. More stories?
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